Mini Squishable Sun, I love being in your presence, just gimme a sec until I'm all good with the sunglasses and SPF 4000. It's nothing personal, I love your brilliant shine! My body is just made of sensitive human combustible boringness. It's not you, it's me, I swear. No, we aren't breaking up, why would you think that? No, you're being overdramatic!

Mini Squishable Sun, I love being in your presence, just gimme a sec until I'm all good with the sunglasses and SPF 4000. It's nothing personal, I love your brilliant shine! My body is just made of sensitive human combustible boringness. It's not you, it's me, I swear. No, we aren't breaking up, why would you think that? No, you're being overdramatic!