As far as we know, this card by Carvell Wallace is the only greeting card to offer congratulations for being bummed out. And it MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. In fact, it pretty much sums up our emotional state in recent times (plus maybe forever?).
Card reads: Depressed? Lethargic? Fatigued and useless? CONGRATULATIONS! You’re the only person I know who’s having a reasonable reaction to the world.