Breathtaking Power Menopause Card

Em & Friends

$ 5.00 Sale price

We think it’s weird that half the people on earth go through menopause and yet there aren’t Menopause Cruises and Menopause Parties and Menopause Cakes and Menopause Cards… until now! Well, at least the cards part. Could somebody get going on the cake part? That would be great. 

Card Reads: Welcome to menopause! On one hand, there’s brain fog, headaches, insomnia, mood swings, and whatever the hell is happening to my knees. On the other hand, there’s the breathtaking power of truly not giving a shit what anyone thinks anymore.

  • Blank inside; A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Regular price $ 5.00

We think it’s weird that half the people on earth go through menopause and yet there aren’t Menopause Cruises and Menopause Parties and Menopause Cakes and Menopause Cards… until now! Well, at least the cards part. Could somebody get going on the cake part? That would be great. 

Card Reads: Welcome to menopause! On one hand, there’s brain fog, headaches, insomnia, mood swings, and whatever the hell is happening to my knees. On the other hand, there’s the breathtaking power of truly not giving a shit what anyone thinks anymore.

  • Blank inside; A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope